The beet is the murderer returned to the scene of the crime. The beet is what happens when the cherry finishes with the carrot. The beet is the ancient ancestor of the autumn moon, bearded, buried, all but fossilized; the dark green sails of the grounded moon-boat stitched with veins of primordial plasma; the kite string that once connected the moon to the Earth now a muddy whisker drilling desperately for rubies.
Tom Robbins: Jitterbug Perfume
Words by Mrs Darling
How I wish the spoon in this photo was a tablespoon. Sadly it’s only a teaspoon, and that tells you all you need to know about how (un)successful I was at growing beetroot in the glasshouse over winter. But. I’ve been waiting all this time to use the quote above from Tom Robbins, hoping there would be some bulging beetroot for the lead photo for this posting. I hope you appreciate that I’m sacrificing my reputation for being Green-Fingered in order to bring you that quote. I adore the book I took it from – Jitterbug Perfume. An absolute classic of sultry deliciousness, published in 1984. After reading it, you’ll never look at beetroot the same way again, and you’ll be glad of it.
First, some updates. The sweet 100 tomato in the glasshouse has been providing us with little red bursts of deliciousness. Since the tomatoes started to ripen, we have had a steady supply. The plant has started to get a bit leggy (see photo below) because the cover over the glasshouse has cut down the light inside. I’m thinking about nipping out its top and allowing it to bush up from its laterals instead of letting it grow along the inside of the roof. Shockingly I found some evidence of psyllids (sugar-crystal-like psyllid poop on the leaves), and feared the worst (that the autospray couldn’t keep them at bay). Then I heaved a sigh of relief when I discovered the batteries had died in the autospray. I have no idea how many days the spray was out of action. I must be more vigilant. I looked closely and found a few psyllids on the stalks, crushed them (very satisfying) and replaced the batteries. Goodnight nurse.
All the tomatoes I grew from seed are now safely out in the main garden. I had planned to keep one of the golden tomatoes I wrote about last month to plant in the glasshouse, but decided in the end that I’d save seed from the current plants to plant in January so that by the time winter comes next year I’ll have tomatoes in the glasshouse producing fruit all the way through. Part of my plan to Do Better.
Also planted out in the main garden are the buttercup pumpkins and one of the two cucumbers I grew from seed germinated in the glasshouse in August. Dr Darling built me some trellises to grow them up. They’re very sturdy, like everything else he builds. He has Many Fine Qualities, as you know.
The other cucumber is in the glasshouse, and of course it’s ahead of the one outside. I’ve placed a pot plant saucer under its first fruit to make sure it doesn’t rot. It’s growing astonishingly quickly now the weather’s warmed up. Yum.
The zucchini isn’t doing as well as I’d hoped. There are now a few spots of powdery mildew on the leaves (see below). This surprised me because there hasn’t been a skerrick of it all through the winter. I guess that troubles my hypothesis that the spores were being brought into the glasshouse by insects. Since there were no insects getting in or surviving even if they did over the winter, then ipso facto, there were no spores. However, some insects clearly did get in after my autospray batteries died. Maybe that’s why there’s mildew now. Also we have the glasshouse cover up so it’s not as hot inside as it was, and no direct sunshine either. Both heat and light discourage mildews.
The zucchini fruit aren’t as big as they were at the start of the plant’s growth. Altogether, it’s no longer thriving which is so disappointing.
What is doing spectacularly well is the celery. I put six plants in months ago, and they’ve really hit their straps now. They’re not the horticultural monstrosities we can buy from the supermarket (goodness knows what they feed them to get them so huge), but they’re perfectly adequate for use in a salad or any savoury dish.
Finally, I want to show you my broad beans. I germinated the seeds inside the glasshouse back in June and planted them out in the garden at the beginning of September. They’re growing against the fence in a bed with a frame that Dr Darling made. I have no worries about the broad beans pulling the frame over because the structure is so well-made. (He is going for the Husband of the Year Award – again). The beans are over one-and-a-half metres tall with the most beautiful red flowers. And now the bumble bees are back in force, we have broad beans coming along. I do love them. The broad beans, the bumble bees, and Dr Darling.